"We Need Guests" inspired by "Be Our Guest"
Im gettin a little stir crazy, I aint gunna lie… So I created this with some help from my friends. I hope it makes you smile as much as it made me laugh putting it together. Lyrics below if youd like to sing along! #somegoodnews #smule #lumiere #Ilovedisney
Lyrics:
We… Need… Guests
We need guests
If you come I will get dressed
I barely fit inside my clothes
But with my fashion Ill impress
Ive got sweats, Ive got jeans
They’ve all shrunk, a mystery
But my pantrys stocked with goodies
You horde TP, I grabbed cookies!
Im doing fine, Or so I say
But Im stuck in ground hogs day
And my family I’m starting to detest
Come on jump in your car, I don’t live very far
We need guests,
we need guests we need guests!
Bring your kids, fine by me
They can play call of duty
We’ll use game time, to reclaim time, so that daddy can be free!
Lets sit outside, We’ll separate
BYOB it will be great
Just to see you will be neato
We’ll wear masks like a bandito!
You bring chalk, I got tape
we can colour a whole landscape!
Don’t tell the HOA & they won’t get upset
Come on get off your rear, and get yourself in gear
To be our guests, If your stressed
Its wine & gossip I suggest.
Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest…
These times are so confusing
Am I awake, or am I snoozing
Who can say, the month or day, when stuck inside
Ah the good old days when we were useful… March
Since then Ive lost my shoes, my keys, my pride.
Ive streamed all of the movies, I was a Joe Exotic groupie
Ive watched everything, on Netflix & TV
Im not insane, to think Im going crazy
My fitness plan is hazy,
You walked in & Oops a Daisy!
It’s a Guest, It’s a guest
Ill make time, Im grading tests
Another thing for my offspring I do
And silently protest
I teach math, English lit
Well the schoolboard says Im fit
Lesson plans I am reworking,
While theyre on Tik Tok & theyre twerking
The Common Core, That’s a bore
I want my child doing more!
But he spends all day on Minecraft I confess
Ive got six jobs to do
But Ill make time for you
For you our guest
We need guests, We need guests, We need guests!
We need guests, We need guests
My gratitude should be expressed
To all the doctors & the nurses
Healthcare workers YOURE THE BEST!
Ill stay clean, in quarantine
While we work on a vaccine
Yes my waist is getting fattened
While the curve is slowly flattened…
Call, Your, Mom
Clean your room
Until she shouts: I Don’t Know Zoom!
But you tried so now your guilt can be repressed
Just 8 more weeks
Keep checking with Fauci
We need guests
We need guests
We need guests
Oh we need guesssssstttssssss
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